Currently? fat.

"Some women choose to follow men, and others choose to follow their dreams. If you are wondering in which direction to go, remember that your career will never wake up in the morning and say I do not love you anymore." - Lady Gaga Mother Monster <3

Height: 5'0 ft
SW:226
CW:219
GW1:180(Reward: New jeans? Lets see when I get there!)
GW2:160(Reward: tongue piercing)
GW3:140(Reward: lip piercing)
GW4:120(reward: belly button piercing)
GW:110(Tattoo!)
UGW:100
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I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

beccasfitlife:

thatsexyhealthygirl:

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

But it could be a velociraptor

LOL THIS XD

Lolololol

WHAT IS THIS FROM. IT’S GOING TO KILL ME.



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